ANNOUNCEMENT

 Round of applause as the lights come on.

*voiceover*
For the tenth show this year... I present...

I grab the mic

Nah nah nah. I'm just here to make an announcement.

The upcoming shows are cancelled, for now.

Y'all can take a breather. I'll see you when the tour resumes.

Ciao.

Mic drop.

I walk off stage.

Curtains close.